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The hacker/ bio-engineer responsible for the conception of the RayBanites, namely creating the original, Dave of RayBans. He had a plan, and that plan was to give the masses their RayBans. What he didn't expect however, was for his experiment to go as wrong as it did. Whereas he aimed to create a persistent salesman, he created a monster, hell bent on making everyone join him in wearing the eternal frames