Dave (Species)

The Daves are a race of creatures that appear human at a glance, but typically have a product to sell you and a wheeze that can break the sound barrier. The similar construction in genetic code has lead to many different companies making their own personal Dave to promote their product. The most notable Daves are Dave of DirecTV, one born naturally of sheer Polish will only siding with DirecTV as it was the first product in mind, and Dave of RayBans, one created by the notorious hacker and bio-engineer R6Y86N80Y to sell his RayBans cheap